19 Ridiculously Expensive Versions of Everyday Things You Wont Believe Really Exist

Obviously, they have very important rich people things they need to do with their day. They can’t expend all of their day making money angels. At the same time, though, it would be a shame if all their cold, hard cash felt neglected. What a quandary!

There’s also the problem of deciding whether to get normal, everyday things or splurging for the luxury versions. What do I entail by luxury versions? Oh, you’ll insure. Read on, my friend.

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I buy my toothpaste at the dollar store. It expenses$ 1 and it savor delicious (# Pepsodent4Life ).

But this? This toothpaste expenses $100 per tubing. One hundred dollars . Do you know how many tubes of Pepsodent I could buy for $100?

100 of them.( Not including taxation .)

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If you guessed $200… you’re wrong.

Because it costs $250. Why? Well, I have no idea, to be honest.

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Looks like any old candle you’d see at Target, huh? Well, it’s basically exactly the same as those except for one distinct difference: This one costs $470.

If you have money to burn, this is the candle you should use to do it.

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I recommend this toilet paper which expenses $1.3 million per roll. I know, I know, that’s quite the splurge. But it’s 3-ply. Worth it.

How much would you pay for a fancy bottle of water? Likely less than what this next company is asking…

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It will define you back $60,000 for 750 ml.

And it will hydrate you precisely as well as the water from your tap.

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The price on this one varies from $800 to $1,815 per 500 ml bottle.

Imagine the hangover when you wake up and realize you expended virtually $2,000 on some beer. Yikes.

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For the low, low price of $750,000.

Did I say ” low, low “? I entail” high, high .”

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It doesn’t matter if it’s a grocery list made up exclusively of water bottles that cost $60,000 or a reminder to jump into your bank vault a la Scrooge McDuck. It’s important and it deserves to be written with a pen that is fancy as hell.

Like this one which expenses $1.47 million.

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I recommend Berco’s Billion Dollar Popcorn. Don’t worry; it does not cost one billion dollars. That would be ridiculous! It merely costs $250/ gallon.

For as close to the Sun as you’re flying, you should probably have some very fancy sunglasses. What do “youre thinking about” these …?

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These sunglasses expense $408,496.

Do you know how many pairs of sunglasses I could buy for that amount? 408,496. Not including tax.

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This fancy-ass coffee is literally fancy ass coffee.

By that I mean it’s made from the partially digested coffee beans that are pooped out by an animal called a palm civet. For the privilege of drinking this animal’s roasted feces, you only have to pay about $50 per cup. What a bargain.

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Maybe you’re an Ebenezer Scrooge-type of wealthy person who doesn’t ever turn on the furnace. If that’s the case, you’re gonna need some cozy socks.

These ones — which cost $3,300 — should do the trick.

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Sure, you could buy a chess set at your local thrift store for about three dollars. Or you could buy this one which is covered in diamonds and costs $9.8 million.

Checkmate.

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So does this solid-gold stool, which expenses $1.3 million.

Now, let’s talk office supplies.

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OK, they actually don’t. But this is about status; not about logic.

These gold staples will set you back a cool $280.

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It’s made of solid gold and has a bunch of fancy “high-precision” gears. Because rich people’s pants are complicated, I guess.

It costs $25,000.

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This saucepan has gold handles and is studded with 200 diamonds.

Not merely will this have exactly zero effect on the food, but isn’t gold, like, a really good conductor of hot? Oh, who am I kidding? Whoever buys this isn’t ever going to cook with it anyway.

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This one is made of python and costs $1,220.

Cool. Good one, rich person. Great.

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This ” luxury ” ice expenses $325 for 10 spheres( or cubes) of ice. It induces total sense because ice is one of those things we haven’t figured out how to make at home yet.

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