Some Humans Have Real “Superpowers” – Here Are The Lamest Ones That Have Been Confirmed To Exist

Comic volumes and action movies give an unrealistic expectation of superhuman abilities. In reality, having an extra-human ability isn’t all detonations, saving the world from evil, and flying off into the distance. If X-Men was real, for example, and we were all born with a random mutant ability, you can bet we wouldn’t all be able to read intellects and control the climate. While there are some people with some pretty awesome “superpowers”( you can read about them in our article here ), most of us would end up with these rather lackluster talents.

Goosebumps Boy

Most people only get goosebumps when they are cold, experiencing strong emotions, or listening to “Africa” by Toto; however, a select few people have the ability to consciously give themselves goosebumps on cue.

“It starts in the back of my neck, ” an Argentinian man with this superpower lately told The Atlantic. “It’s like I have a muscle there and I simply make it work.”

A recently posted pre-print survey described 32 people who can control their goosebumps. They found that people with this ability tend to have personalities that are more open to experience. Other than this, it remains a bit of a mystery, although women doesn’t appear to be associated with any health problems.

Pretty cool as party tricks go, but unlikely to stop any scoundrels from taking over the world.

The Real-Life Matter-Eater Lad

Michel Lotito was a Frenchman with the unbelievable ability to eat more or less anything he wished( except bananas and hard-boiled eggs, which reportedly built him sick ).

During his lifetime, he ingested 18 bicycles, 15 shopping carts, seven Tvs, six chandeliers, two beds, and even a Cessna 150 lighting aircraft- yup, he feed a whole airplane. Of course, he feed the objects in smaller chopped-up pieces with liters of water, but it’s still somewhat remarkable.

Lotito was awarded a brass plaque by the Guinness Book for his achievements. He was so honored, he feed that too.

The Human Towel-Dryer

Scientists have shown that some people are able to consciously up their body temperature through meditation.

During this study, the researchers headed to Tibet to witness a practice where nuns were able to raise their core body temperature and dry up wet sheets wrap around their bodies in the cold Himalayan weather( -2 5degC/ -1 3degF) while meditating. Lab experiments afterwards showed that the nuns were able to consciously increase their core body temperature from 37 to 38.3 degC( 98.6 degF to 100. 9degF ). It’s likely that the temperature of their fingertips and toes increased even higher.

Eli Sprecher et al/ American Journal Of Human Genetics

Struggles-To-Unlock-iPhone Girl

There’s a genetic condition dubbed “immigration delay disease”, where people have no fingerprints.

Scientifically known as a dermatoglyphia , it was first detected when a Swiss woman struggled to get through immigration control when entering the US in 2007. Her dermatologists looked into the lawsuit and found that eight other members of the woman’s extended family also had no fingerprints. There are only four known extended households worldwide that have the condition.

It turns out that it is caused by a single gene mutant and is entirely harmless, if not mildly inconvenient( then again, think of all the crimes you could get away with ).

Does Ozzy have a genetic superpower that has protected his health from decades of living hard and fast? Marko Ristic ZT/ Shutterstock

The Unbelievable Aging Rockstar

Ozzy Osbourne remains a total mystery to science. Nevertheless, sequencing his genome revealed some rather interesting insights into the human body and its limits. Despite living like a recklessly excessive, bat-eating lunatic for 40 -odd years, Ozzy remains in remarkably good shape. A clue to this superpower could be in his genes and how it affects his metabolism.

As reported by Scientific American in 2010, one of the many findings was an unusual variant near ADH4, one of his alcohol dehydrogenase genes. In theory, a change to this gene could either increase or lessen a person’s tolerance and metabolism of excessive alcohol, but the scientists say they aren’t sure which.

Ozzy, however, is certain: “I used to drink four bottles of cognac a day. I’m not sure I require a Harvard scientist to get to the bottom of that mystery, ” he replied in a column for the UK’s Sunday Times.

Once again, it’s a pretty incredible ability, but we can’t insure Marvel or DC Comic picking it up anytime soon.

Brewery Boy

There’s a condition known as auto-brewery syndrome, or gut fermenting syndrome, that causes the gut to produce significant doses of alcohol from the sugars ingested in their diet, sometimes effectively leaving the person drunk. It’s believed that the condition is caused by Saccharomyces cerevisiae yeast in the gastrointestinal system.

If you think this sounds like fun, you’re incorrect. Many people will experience chronic fatigue, belching, dizziness, disorientation, irritable bowel syndrome, and effectively a non-stop hangover. If you are fortunate enough to not experience severe symptoms, you could still be arrested on drunk-driving charges, as one Texas woman found out in 2016.

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